Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
(via starve-cut-purge)
i know what you’re thinking
that car in the background is parked hella close to the wall
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Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
(via disneygleek)
the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
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